27 September 2006

The Journey Home


This is my first attempt to write anything like this, so if its really bad, I apologise in advance. So here goes...

Staring listlessly out of the tiny window, bright lights briefly spied, towns below full of activity and bustle glide underneath and the plane travels on through the storm-wracked night-sky.

A mixture of boredom and apprehension suffuse the cabin, quiet tense conversations are heard, details lost by the drone of the engines, somewhere a joke is made and a laugh is let out, quickly stifled as if here laughing is taboo. Soon silence rules in the cabin as landing approaches. Pitch and roll, the tension increases, out of the window a road flashes by, then a field, then lights, tarmac and then earthbound.

The aircraft stops, relief rises all around as this part of the journey safely over. Leaving the aircraft the whine of engines assaults the ears, wind whips across the empty airport pulling the rain into curtains which sweeps over passenger, plane and building alike, downing the briefly felt relief. Tedium returns.

To the passport control, all queues, rules, questions and induced guilt.

Onward to the baggage hall where tired people stand around like silent hunters, guarding their territory, waiting for the prey to be spilled out onto the conveyor, and then darting up, snatching their possessions and dragging them away.

Onward out past the throng of people anxiously waiting for relatives, each in turn smiling with relief as they see their loved ones, happy words and hugs are exchanged they are reunited, separation forgotten.

Onward out into the night again as the storm worsens, out into a parking lot obstinate luggage dragged and dumped in a car. Now out on to the night time roads, the rain splintering the scene into a yellow tinged kaleidoscope. Litter swept up by the wind crosses the street like some kind of urban tumbleweed wrapping itself around lamppost and railing, along the familiar deserted streets, a left a right and finally home. Shut the storm and the world firmly out behind the door.


19 September 2006

Prometheus’ lure.





After helping friends’ who have just moved in to a new house, the boxes used to have transport their belongings needed to be disposed of, as the bin-men now won’t actually pick up anything not in a bag and only 3 boxes fitting in a bin bag we decided to burn them ( Not exactly environmentally friendly, but at least it’s carbon neutral -- They‘re cardboard).

Once we lit it and started piling cardboard on the blaze and as the flames rose higher, looking at the flames a kind of calm descended. We got some garden chairs, a beer and sat looking at the flames.
It got me wondering why… Fire can be lethal, cause us intense pain and can destroy our property, why would something so deadly be so enthralling?
We enjoy having open fires and even have flame effect gas fires if can’t have the genuine article. We light candles to mediate or create romantic mood in a room. Think of bonfire night, the original meaning has long been lost and effect of fire on the spectators is why I think it has lasted so long.
Many religions have fire gods and some more than one.
My guess is that it’s a deep-down primal part of the human psyche from the time we were living in caves and bludgeoning mammoths to death, at that time fire kept you warm, kept away predators and allowed you to cook. I’ve searched the net for anything to back-up my theory but I couldn’t find anything ( I guess I need lessons on searching). Also this compulsion for fire can become warped in some people and they become arsonists.

12 September 2006

Why can't we do this at the Gym.

Enjoy!

It's Work Friendly, so share!

10 September 2006

Reasons to keep your computer virus free.

Here is a story to hopefully encourage everyone to keep there computer tidy and virus free...

After Si's computer decided to continually blue screen after having downloaded a program from Limewire and we spent several hours trying uninstall various bits of software that seemed to be causing problems but we had not managed to solve the problem. It was then decided it was a lost cause and the only option was to get a new PC. So heres a timeline on the events of trying to get a new PC to work.

09:30 Leave to drive to Portsmouth to purchase a Barebones PC

11:45 returned with a base unit and new HDD a genuine copy of XP!


12:30 Having unpacked the PC we find it has no Video Card.


12:45 Get a 2nd Hand Video Card from local computer shop


13:00 Install Windows


13:20 Windows installed but we find the CD Drive now doesn't work in normal windows mode but
does in 'Safe Mode'


13:20 --> 17:00 Various cursing, swapping of equipment, cables and connectors, installing stuff in safe mode, a bit of re-installing and loads more cursing.


Finally get a different CD-ROM Drive working in normal mode.


Microsoft's troubleshooting program is useless.


17:15 Now connect old HDD and scan for viruses to new system


17:15:01 Beer Time! while scanning


18:15 The HDD had 13 viruses on it.


10 points to anyone who can why the old computer was crippled!


I.T. Tip of the day (Virus Scan everything, Download as little as possible from suspect sources and keep the virus scanner up to date).

Blog aggregators and freeware.

There seems to be only one area where Myspace blogging has an advantage over blogspot blogging which is you are informed when a Myspace blog is updated.
The good news is a program called RSSOwl (and it's free!) is a "Blog Aggregator" this looks at the RSS feed and highlights new blog entries from all your favourite blogs which includes Myspace blogs.

Secondly in the geek themed post is a method for preventing getting viruses from dodgy limewire downloads. Which is to look for a free program the does the same job at www.sourceforge.net. This is a community of geeks for produce some first rate software for free and often have programs that do almost the same as commerical programs but without all the bits you never use, so the software normally runs a lot faster and takes up less space on your hard drive

05 September 2006

For Office workers and members of the Rat Race....

02 September 2006

New Environmental policy? All you need are Owl Magnets!

New Labour has tried to trial a wiki style policy document. DEFRA (Dept for Elimination of Rural Affairs) is the department that has be chosen to trial this and not surprisingly the Great British Public has taken this idea to its heart and thoroughly trashed the document. Its worth reading as some of the additions are hilarious. For example

What tools can be used to deliver the environmental contract? Spade, Organic Yoghurt Stirrer, Old washing up liquid bottle, Sticky Back Plastic.

and of course Owl Magnets

It has been so thoroughly messed around with that it's now useless for anything other than having a good laugh at, and the Administrators have gone back to 'official' version. This is still a good laugh for example from the water saving section.

What would an environmental contract for water look like?

Citizens will:

  • think about water usage in their homes
  • turn off taps when not using them
  • have fewer baths
  • use rainwater for watering garden etc
  • obey restrictions on water usage in times of water stress.


that'll certainly allow ministers to talk about 'The Great Unwashed'.

I assume the idea is so the bureaucrats can enlist the public to help write policy documents and get "buy-in". But if the Dear Leader fails to listen to 2 Million people marching against the war in Iraq then Civil Servants and Politicians can hardly expect this exercise to be taken seriously.

As for the choosing DEFRA to trial this seems very odd especially as their staff don't have to time to pay farmers because they are too busy leaping naked off filing cabinates.

This just seems like another New Labour fad that Allows the government to...

  • look cool by keeping up with new technologies even if they are not fit for purpose.
  • claim it is listening to the people when it publishes what ever intended to in the first place.
  • blame the public when the policy fails.

But expecting this to work just shows how out of touch it is with the public and technology. If it actually wanted people's input it should have instigated some kind of discussion forum. Then after extracing the sensible replies, produce a document from to be commented on, update again and so on. Basically as one would for any business document that require input from many sources.

I mean who thought this up, one document with a thousand authors?? Have they seen wikipedia? That's full of errors and omissions and the people who update that are generally support the principle of wikis!

Cool Program for fans of Philip Pullman's His Dark Materials

Neonavis.com have produced a free bit of software that simulates Lyra's Alethiometer.






Gap Year Begins

I have now left work and now look forward to my gap year.

I'm starting to plan the trip although, I'm only really planning on getting to Queenstown to see my brother, Dave.
I'm not of these people who need to plan a trip down to the last day. Doing this just seems a good way to loads more stress when the plan inveitably goes wrong.

My current plan is to spend a few days in Singapore mainly to get over some of the jetlag then flying on to Christchurch, stay there a few days and then a coach on to Queenstown. I'm thinking a coach would be a good idea as I can see more of the country than I would flying, plus if the aircaft is based in Queenstown Dave has probably worked on it. :-P
Thanks to all the travelling I've done at my old job* I'll have enough hotel points to not need to spend anything on hotels getting out there and 2 weeks more as well!


*Cool, I can now say old job

01 September 2006

Pubs, Yappie Dogs and Boobies

Since leaving work on Wednesday, I have seemed to spent most of my time at various pubs. Which has proved most interesting... for instance I have seen Jennie's amazing impression of a yappie dog. [Click here] to see it in it's full technicolor glory. This is a true work of performance art and I she should take on the road.
Someone who I will not name here to protect the guilty had great delight in shaking her very nice* boobies at me much to my embarrassment. Also for some bizarre reason that I forget now we seemed to end up discussing whether the 'Vicky Pollard' style of speech is a creole or pidgin or something else. Any answers would be grateful received.
I've also been back to work for the weekly pub outing which included these two dodgy characters and this evening will be back in town for more drinking fun


*her description but I have to agree